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Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Best Punishment Ever!! See The Punishment This Father Gave His Son For Fighting His Sister

A lady on twitter has revealed how her dad punished her brother for fighting with his sister.
The father made his son write ‘I will never hit a woman in my life especially my sister’ 500 times, LOL.
She wrote on twitter ;
My little brother and sister got into a fight and my brother scratched my sisters face. My dad made him write this 500 times. The people are applauding your parenting skills

E-money Frowns As Ushbebe Grabs His Wife For Selfie In Their Dining Room (Photo)

One of the youngest most respected business tycoon & chairman five star music label Mr Emeka okonkwo was caught on camera looking awkward as his wife who was busy taking selfie pictures with Ushbebe inside their sitting room.
Can you spot E-money?

Do Not Underestimate Your Vagina – Facebook User Advises Women

A Facebook user who goes by the name Enderlin Chinenyenwa Ambrose, has issued out some sort of advice to all the females in the world.
According to her, Ladies need not underestimate their vagina, as it can get them a mansion.
See her post below;

[A Must Read] Here Is A Quick Way To Make 30 Million Naira Before Christmas (Quick Maths)

WARNING:- Don’t take this post serious as it’s meant to entertain you and nothing more. The greedy ones can go ahead 😜
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“With The Way I Love D**k, I Can’t Afford To Be A Lesbian” – Popular Stripper Denies Lesbianism Allegations (Photos)

Popular African exotic dancer and stripper from Zimbabwe, Pinky – Cinderellah Sibanda, has denied lesbianism allegations being raised against her.
This follows the leaking of a picture in which she was supposedly having a “French kiss” with one of her girlfriends.
However, she denies the claims saying it was just a pose for a picture, talking to Hmetro she said;
“I am not into lesbianism, I was never a lesbian. I was just posing for a picture with a friend chete. “She is the one that was sticking out her tongue not me.
“It’s nothing strange though sometimes girls pose for pictures like that. With the way I love d**k (male organ) I can’t afford to be a lesbian. I can’t even go without it (d**k) for a week” she said.
The stripper, who claimed her parents were senior members of Bulawayo Methodist Church, said the picture was taken sometime in June this year.
Photos Credit : H-Metro

How Hilarious!! Lady “Photoshops” Herself Into Anthony Joshua’s Photos

The number of women loving Anthony Joshua keeps increasing by the day!
A pretty Muslim lady photoshopped her photos into Anthony’s photos, posted it on Twitter and wrote; ‘Love you babe’.
See more photos :

Actress Regina Daniels Breaks Down In Tears After Taking Injection (Watch Video)

Teen Nollywood actress, Regina Daniels just showed another side of her personality after she was given an injection at a hospital.
BestMovies CEO, Mr. Best who shared the video on Instagram wrote;
“LOL 😂 Everyone should come and see @regina.daniels our SPIDER girl LION GIrl, SUPER girl and so many super super powers she has in all her films but can’t take ordinary injections today at the hospital..”
Watch video below;

Come And Beat Me – Moyo Lawal Dares Fans As She Flashes Panties

Controversial Nollywood actress Moyo Lawal is giving her fans something to talk about yet again after sharing a photo of herself rocking see through leggings.
The curvy actress who has come under backlash several times for her supposed indecent dressing talked about receiving so many messages from fans to slim down, stating this isn’t her plan.

Read what she posted with the above image:
 No I don’t want to slim down ( for everyone sending me the stop going to the gym messages😒😳😞) but I do want to tone up, keep my juices running and generally service my body…..
As you can see my tummy is slowly toning up again and my double chin is almost gone….I added so much weight recently it was ridiculous😒😩😞………….
I didn’t take pictures last week but am happy to say my #ML30daysofburn is effective as ðŸ˜›ðŸ™ˆ……..( I added jogging to my routine but the fear of getting straight and tiny😂😂🙈stops me from going too far ) ….p.s yes my leggings are transparent …come and beat me ðŸ˜‚😛am at work ðŸ˜© ….

See How Adekunle Gold Plans To Help A Fan Fix His Relationship

When i saw this, the first thought that came on board my mind was his lyric “Call my fone if you need sumbori”.
Adekunle Gold is practically one of the few celebrities high fan engagement, he responds to comments that he is tagged in on a regular basis.
Just recently, Adekunle Gold replied a fan who thinks his relationship is in trouble because of the singer.
See their exchange below:-

Why are men not asked for working experience before they get a bl0w job? - Lady Asks On Twitter (See Replies)

On a hot Sunday Afternoon when everyone is busy praying in Church for money, prosperity, long life, victory over evil manifestations in their life, and for a good job, a girl was on Twitter wondering why guys are not asked for work experience before they get a bl0w job.


Her question:

"Why are men not asked for working experience before they get a blow job?

This odd question came as a shock to many. But trust guys, they gave her reasons.

See tweets below:


NEXT READ: Facebook “Big Boy” Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares After S*x Photos

“Limit the d*ck intakes. Pity your future husband. Don’t turn that small town to an express road” – Nigerian Lady

Nigerian lady, Opeyemi Gold took to social media to share her thoughts on pre-marital sex and how it puts ”girlfriends, runsgirls, oloshos in the same category as they are all fornicators”.

She however, noted that if she were a man, she wouldn’t marry a virgin neither would she walk a ‘Garbage’ down the altar.”

Read below…


“In as much as I’m not innocent of the act, I still wouldn’t hesitate to admit that sex between two unmarried people all in the name of being in a relationship still remains the number one thing I detest the most. For how long are we gon be fooling ourselves..? Ehn? For how long? Like do you have any idea about how many guys some girls date and have series and countless number of sex with before they eventually get married? Do you? It’s just so bizarre. Of course it’s not the same with all girls but the majority are guilty. No one’s a saint but at least apply decency.

The truth is, guys gossip too and sometimes it’s about girls. Quite frankly I do not mean to disrespect anyone but I see no difference between a so called “Girlfriend” and a so called “Runs girl” as you may call it. The two of them have sex with a guy and directly or indirectly collects money from the guy. What? You want to say what? That it’s different? That feelings is involved in the other one? You’re mad! And if you dare open that mouth ehn, thunder will fire you.

I’m telling you the bitter truth and you want to open your mouth and say rubbish. You wouldn’t even dare. Mtcheeeeew. Girlfriend o, runs girl o, Hore o, Olosho o, all of them are fornicators and therefore are in the same category. If you’re a virgin u’re excluded. If you’ve only had sex with one or two guys or even three at most then you also can be excluded. But u see the rest of u ehn..Hmmmm.

For una left mind, in case you didn’t know some girls have slept with just one guy but just that one guy has done with them what 5guys wouldn’t even do with another girl. So, don’t be deceived. The point is, be body cautious. My sister, it’s your body, don’t let any oloriburuku come and over use it for u. You’re not a machine, everything has its limits and too much of anything at all has its consequences. guys are wicked o.. Forget all those coded antics. All the “I love you” taar.. He just wants to Bleep you ni o. And because he stays you feel it’s love, Chai! You’ve been robbed. You’re sweet na, so why won’t he stay? It means nothing my dear. Get busy..

Don’t give all your time to one werey that is ready to bang ur bright future outta your body and turn u into and old version. You better take it easy. You’ll get married someday for crying out loud. That dude will pay your bride price. What would you be selling to him then..? Will it be worth the money..? Don’t let anyone deceive you ehn… Karma is a bleeping bitch. It will hunt you I swear. truth is, I do not have intentions of getting married to a virgin but I’d never walk a “Garbage” down the alter. I’d never take such home to my beloved mom. I know this post is going to spark fire and some would definitely throw shades at me.

Feel free, it’s my data, my phone, and my account as well. I can post whatever and you can as well. I’m not even done talking yet but I’ll stop here for now. Ponder on this and change your ways… That life doesn’t pay. It’s vanity, I tell you. And it also makes one lose self esteem and confidence. Turn a new leaf today my dear…

Limit the dick intakes. Pity your future husband. Don’t turn that small town to an express road. I’m begging you now .. Don’t come begging later o. You’ve been told. #Issorite! I yaff talk my own..

NEXT READ: Photos of the Married Nigerian woman and her lover found dead in a car having s*x in Lagos, released  

“The man that blessed your friends with 50million base on fvck, can fvck u without giving u 5k..” – Lizzy Anjorin

Nollywood actress Lizzy Anjorin apparently has a word or two for women who go into relationships for financial gains.


The actress who took to her Instagram page on Monday, October 30, 2017, had quite a lot to write as usual.

She wrote;

“Whenever a lady is having massive fight with her fellow ladies base on baseless issues, she need to check her man, her man issa fucking or about fucking her friends or co-workers or having horrible conversation with your friends behind u, of which it will lead to hate of no reason..”. 

She further said; “Shine your eyes, stop believing your fellow ladies are into voodoo or sell their body for money, stop hating your fellow ladies; “The man that blessed your friends with 50million base on fvck, can fvck u without giving u 5k.. Have u heard about God sent?? Pray for one, not a man that u heard he bought this and that for a lady or your friends or colleagues.. 

A man know the lady that her luck works together with his own and behold, he can spend all his fortune on her, so if u run enter that kind of relationship my sister, YOU carry PUS….Y do promo ni o let’s all pray for God sent..whalai o se ko ko‎ #smallgirlwithbigbrainwithbiggestGod #whitedragon #womanofsubstances #eganmidogo #lizzyanjorinclothings.”


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See Funny Picture of NYSC Members Used in Mocking the Buhari-led APC Administration

The viral photo of the tall and brief youth corpers 

This loved up photo between this male corper and his fellow petite female corper has got tongues wagging with different captions and memes.

The best caption so far is a close jab at the ruling party in Nigeria - All Progressives Congress which is currently being blamed for the odd economic realities in Nigeria.

The caption reads; "The APC We Have Vs APC We Voted For" The picture showing the massive disparity of height between the duo has gone viral on social media.

See more reactions below:


So Funny! Bride & groom exchange head-wear at their traditional wedding ceremony (Photo)

A bride and her groom have garnered attention online after exchanging their head-wears at their traditional wedding ceremony in the northern part of the country…

The man gave his partner his hat as she gave him her scarf to the ‘amazement’ of his guests.


Babatunde Fashola Embarrassed At APC Secretariat...See Details

The national secretariat of the All Progressives Congress (APC) was for a moment struck by power outage on thursday, January 19.

This was when the national chairman, Chief John Odigie Oyegun and minister of power, works and housing, Babatunde Fashola were having a meeting.


According to Thisday, electricity to the ruling party’s building went off while the duo were meeting. Fashola, who arrived the APC headquarters a few minutes to 2pm, was denied electricity for the 30 minutes duration of his stay at the party’s secretariat, even as the stand-by power generator failed to come on until the minister left the place highly embarrassed.

The purpose of the meeting was not immediately known as at the time of this report.

Meanwhile, for the second time this week, there was total blackout across the country yesterday, January 19. This is as power distribution companies continue to reject significant megawatts of electricity allocated to them by Transmission Company of Nigeria (TCN).

LOL! See What Lagos Big Boy PrettyMike is Doing to Ladies

My questions are two ways...
Why should a man derive pleasure in subjecting young ladies to something like this...if tomorrow his grown up daughters are being used like this by another man will he be proud of them?

Also, what are these ladies looking for to allow themselves be used as dogs with chains around?




Some folks on social media say it's cool, that such ladies are called human puppies abroad. Issokay!