Shocking! Zimbabwean Student Caught Red-Handed With Decomposed Vagina He Uses To Pass Exams

A police officer was left startled on his first day of work when he made a very scary and unusual discovery after he apprehended a suspicious looking teenager who had a baboon’s vagina in his possession. Policeman Aaron Manike, boarded a bus heading into the Central Business District of Harare, with a few other passengers. Whilst inside the bus, a strong stench engulfed the vehicle. The eagle-eyed police officer noticed one male passenger fidgeting, tightly clutching his bag and constantly checking the contents of his bag.

The policeman, who was enroute to the station, ordered the driver to stop the vehicle for a quick search. It was during the search that he discovered the unsightly, decomposed piece of meat in the student’s backpack. Realizing that he had been caught red handed, the student tried to cook up a story to explain his reason for having a vagina in his student bag, but the passengers would have none of it and wanted to beat him up and burn him alive.

After much pressure, the young man who is a second year Theology university student, eventually confessed that the vagina was that of a Baboon, not a real human being. He said it was given to him by his grandmother to help him pass his exams. He revealed that he was on his way to his grandmother’s house to “swap” the vagina for a “fresher” one because the one he was carrying was old and getting rotten.

The shocked crowd that had gathered, asked him how he uses the Baboon vagina to pass his exams. He replied by demonstrating how he inserts his exam pen into the vagina so that the lubricants rub off on the pen. He said the lubricant from the vagina is what makes the pen a goodluck pen.

Other students who were on the scene described the student as a loner who rarely mingled with others. The student was immediately arrested and arraigned in court.