A man previously dubbed the ‘world’s most
annoying husband’ has been kicked out by his long-suffering wife after he
tattooed a gigantic penis on his own leg. 34-year-old Stuart Valentino inked the six-and-a-half inch
penis on his left thigh, so the end pokes out of his boxer
shorts. But the questionable tattoo is the latest in a long series of
pranks that wife Samantha has endured – and she has now given him the boot from
their family home in Southsea.
The father-of-four
said: My wife hates it. In
retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done.
After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was
this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg. It caused
no end of rows and she’s now kicked me out of home. I deserve it, I suppose.
According to Metro UK, the angry wife has
now banned her husband from taking his daughter swimming and the family was
forced to postpone plans for a holiday because the inking stands out when
Stuart wears shorts.
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